captainweepunk:
“ everybodyhatesjroth:
“ joannekelly:
“ theblindtorpedo:
“ HAROLD…
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just a couple gals bein’ pals
”
full offense but Hailee Steinfeld and Sophie Turner are the new power couple come at me I’m here for this gay shit
”
i gasped so...

gustophersola:

Why do we gotta even change presidents??? Ya know……Obama’s pretty cool,,he can just stay it’s cool please don’t leave us we’re all going to die

lorellaigilmore:

i’m the best kind of girlfriend bc i love both dogs and cats… we can have both 

  • me @ myself: why the fuck u cryin.... why u always cryin....HnnNNNOHH MyYyy GOD STOP FUCKING CRYING
  • Teacher: So where do you see yourself in 5 years
  • Me: Well, after university I see myself in huge debt
  • dingdongyouarewrong:

    *feels nothing* minimalism

    kimreesesdaughter:
“ Me, every time!
”

    thebootydiaries:

    doctorginnydiangelowinchester:

    thebootydiaries:

    huntress-out-of-control:

    thebootydiaries:

    redneckdevilpitbull:

    thebootydiaries:

    waterlilly549:

    thebootydiaries:

    thebootydiaries:

    me: 

    • saw weed 3 times
    • has 7 gf 
    • has 9 abs
    • listens to john lemon
    • saw a google image of marijuana sock once
    • has 3 phds on english

    you: 

    • 0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf
    • 0 abs 
    • listens to marijuana and the diamonds
    • never met picasso irl
    • never heard of john lemon 
    • cryign blooger with 0 phds 

    bye sweaty :)

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    You just proved you were an idiot tho?????

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    Wow you actually just proved to everybody how stupid you are. Please go back to school and relearn English again.

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    Oh my god, this is unbelievable. a) if you’re trying to get a lot of reposts by showing everyone how retarded you are, well done, you got them. b) @jorober93538 is right. c) learn how to write properly. d) what makes you so cool that you saw weed? e) having 7 girlfriends? Do you think that’s something to be proud of? f) grow up.

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    Seriously dude, you’re an idiot

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